New toys! New toys! New toys!

You know what I hear far too often from our incredibly attractive clientele?

"That's not big enough."

Well, we've heard your catcalls, and today we deliver you salvation in the form of Doc Johnson dongs.

check out this bad boy, the Smooth Double Header:

seats 2.

it's ultra smooth, ultra-long, flexible enough for any position but firm enough to ride into the sunset (and onto sunrise).

Intrigued, yes? That's not all!