You know what I hear far too often from our incredibly attractive clientele?
"That's not big enough."
Well, we've heard your catcalls, and today we deliver you salvation in the form of
Doc Johnson dongs.
check out this bad boy, the
Smooth Double Header:
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| seats 2. |
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it's ultra smooth, ultra-long, flexible enough for any position but firm enough to ride into the sunset (and onto sunrise).
Intrigued, yes? That's not all!
I mean, we can't tip our whole hand, but here's two more wicked toys for you to preview:
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| Where are you going to put it all?! |
The
Big Boy is definitely BIG... and the
Man Handler... well, I just had to wield the power for myself (but don't worry, I didn't test drive it):
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| Called "Glamdong" by the high elves. |
And there are more where that came from. See you soon!
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